Jessie Jolles is a comedian and writer living in Queens, NY. She grew up in Virginia and considers herself a southern belle. She was named 1 of 100 creators from around the world in Youtube’s “women in comedy” program. She’s been featured on TIME, The Huffington Post, HelloGiggles, Cosmopolitan, Funny or Die, Above Average, Backstage, Elite Daily, Indiewire, and more. You can also catch her in a weekly digital series for Just For Laughs called "It’s a Date". Jessie performs at the Upright Citizens Brigade and is single and tries not to mention it as much as she does.

Claire Burns is a comedian and actor based in New York City with a Tennessee spirit because... she’s from Tennessee. You can catch her monthly as an actor on Upright Citizens Brigade's Maude Night with her sketch team, Presley. She traveled the country as the host of Retro Eats for Cooking Channel and has been featured on IFC, Funny or Die, Page Six, CBS Sunday Morning, and more. Some have called her height “frightening” and “intimidating” while others simply asked “how do you even date?” Claire tries to take it all in her long stride and remain optimistic by finding happiness in cookies.